Sure, I'd love to get in the game and share my genius with you, but most times I just wanna stay on the sidelines and watch your genius instead. Oh, and when I'm not using bad sports analogies I advise and teach college students. Sports fan. Comic book fanboy. Film buff. Failed Screenwriter. Metalhead.
Alfred Hitchcock: The Master of Suspense. Practical Joker. METALHEAD. (Well, that or a Longhorn.)